Photos Of Fun

As of late

2009-08-21T19:53:59Z

I didn't write in here for a million years so I thought I'd do a quick update type thing.

Uh.
Oh yea, I rode a motorbike, it was really huge and heavy and complicated with the hands but it was fun and I drove around a parking lot on my own and didn't drop it on my body. So that was a plus.
AND since I have an automatic CBT license with my car license cos I took it ages ago, I can just get a bike and start riding. Woo. So when I'm in England I'm gonna go try a couple of bikes because I am UBER short, which hinders the whole sports bike thing alot. So I found the Yamaha Ybr 125 which looks easy to ride, light and lower than other ones. I wanted a sports bike more, but this would be more sensible really.

Ta daaa.
Tax and insurance is PISS cheap and it costs like £8 to fill the tank, fucking sweet. So I'll keep it in England til Norway citizenship is properly sorted and then ride it over there in a few years. My dad can keep it running and shiz or Steve. And then I have ACTUAL TRANSPORT when I visit. Cheap, awesome transport.

Ok, other than that.
I asked Silje to marry me when I got back from England in the most cunning and lame way ever. It was AWESOME. And she said yes. So at some point, probably next year WE SHALL WED. Country choices are: Norway (mmmyea), Sweden, Spain, Belgium, Austria, Canada, and.. some rubbish states in USA.
Will probably chose Spain or Norway.
But that's a lot of organising and effort away. So were not even planning yet.

I GOT MY PS3.
Oh god. It's amazing.
I'm playing:

-Bioshock,
-Assassin's Creed (which is good, but BORING after a while..)
-Resident Evil 5,
-LittleBig Planet (which so far, I HATE.)
-Fallout 3,
-Resistance: Fall of Man,
-Call of Duty: World at War,
-Metal Gear Solid 4.

Yea. That is a shit load of games at once. I've got the furthest on RE5 with Silje as my shooty partner. We're kicking ass and she's actually having fun so it's really awesome. My favourite is probably Bioshock but it scares the shit out of my so I've only managed to get to the third level. FOLLLOWED by Fallout 3. Which is just so creepy and cool. But also creeps me out so didn't get far on that either.

THE SHOP OF PIERCING JEWELS is doing really good. For some reason we started getting more orders all the time so we have to pack a heck of a lot more and work more but it's so worth it. I hope it stays this good.

Silje is coming to England with me to spend Christmas with my family and friends. She's scared to death but my friends are good, accepting, loyal fucks so they will damn well love her.
Or I will kill them.

HAHA, one of the balls on my CBR rings in my lip fell off and I had to replace it with a HUGE UV glowing plastic one cos I couldn't fiddle the fucking metal one back in. So I'm like wonkey. Yay.

Observe. Nice ey? ¬_¬

UHHH. I can't think of anything else.
Life is good currently. I like it that way. Ahhh.
The dog is still here and she's like not growing.. we think she's going to be tiny. Haha, she's a little fuck and we hate her when she shits on our bed to battle for territory over the cats, but we love her too. Haha. Little fuck. <3

OVER AND OUT.

BUT W8 THERS MOaR

Before saving for the bike, which will take some hefty months even with the shop going well. I'm going to purchase this little number:

AND THEN I am definately going to get a bass guitar. Either before or after the bike, probably after. Because I found this sexy machine where the buttons ACTUALLY LIGHT UP to indicate which pickups are being used. FUCKZING HOT.

I like how I've played instruments for like 7 years now and I still judge a guitar or whatever on it's aesthetic qualities and not if it plays well or has a good spec.
I AM AWESOME.

Beach

2009-06-15T17:00:05Z

i look like a weird fucking midget..

BIG NOSE

I was trying to create fire for a long time with the wind blowing it out, haha. Note my gay hair. CUT TOMORROW. Thank fuck.

howl.

spazbot.

hahahahaa. luls.

woah

haha

haha. Spazzy little puppy. And me looking like a fucking weirdo. Oh well, hahaha.

Photos of late

2009-03-13T14:53:21Z

The weekend is here again? WTF.

Looking after puppy is tiring and time consuming. But she's so cute. NAUGHTY, but cute.
PHOTOS smushed together cos im a lazy fucker:

Oh and one SRS popcorn fail where i totally forgot it was in the microwave for like 5 minutes and it almost set on fire. Lots of smoke. Hahhaha.. win.

the pics where she's wearing the red collar are like old when she was tiny and the green one is new where she's HUGE. She's outgrowing the cats now. And they're intimidated. LOL

ENGLAND SOON WKAsrhekjn.dfkjnhkdslrjgndkthnj.

AMAZING TRICKS

2009-03-05T15:37:35Z

Look at the smartness of this pup! AFTER 5 DAYS! FIVE! FEM!

lawl se

woot!

SITT. GI LABB(give paw). HOPP(jump). DEKK(down).

OH YEA. SHE ROCKS.

PUPPY

2009-02-27T16:48:25Z

She was a LOT smaller than I expected. And more cute. Like... WOAH.CUTEOMG.
We had to shower her as soon as she got here cos she'd had a long 2 hour journey here and had POOPED. She was fine with the water though and responded to correction when she whimpered amazingly.

She's sleeping by herself in the crate but likes cuddles and did walk on her lead a LITTLE way in the garden and we rewarded her steps with dog candy. :D

We have to take her out ALOT to poop and pee but she's doing it more outside than in our hallway so its all good. Dahahaha.

and Krabbe wearing a jacket, haha luls:

OH, and we named her Eple. (Apple)

LOL

2009-02-24T19:39:35Z

Were getting a puppy on Friday.

WHO KNOWS HOW THIS WILL PAN OUT.
We shall C. OYES.

It is terribly cute though.
BEWARE. WEAR YOUR CUTEGOGS!

Er, I will be attaining footage of this. Just cos.
The little scamp.

Who likes poo poo? doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, I like poo poo.

5 STAR HOTEL *****! FIVE

2009-02-14T03:12:57Z

Haha, last night me and Silje went to a 5 star hotel because it's been a YEAR. And on our anniversary (of meeting, not first talking) THE 26.01. she was sick so we waited til we were both feeling awesome.
OH YEA, and she booked me a suplise hair appointment and sent them in a photo of SHANE from the L word, hahahaha, and I GOT SHANE HAIR. Which is hard to maintain.. and it looks very 80's in the morning, BUT I LOVE IT. It's quite short.
THEN, after much getting lost and slip sliding on the ice with the HEAVIEST BAGS KNOWN TO MANKIND, we located our hotel. AND IT WAS POSH. SRS. It was like walking into an IKEA catalogue.
I've only ever stayed in a shithole hotel before (which was fun also), so I was like woah, overwhelmed.

ANYWAY, fun. Stuff; (how lazy is this)
Beer drinking, leaping on soft beds, flatscreen tv, trying to locate a fabled DVD player inside much too advanced technology, locating a music volume button in the bathroom, finding mirrors that made things look double BUT THEY WERENT..only one shower but it looked more, toilet door that didnt really provide privacy for peeing and such, waking up at 2am, breakfast at 6am, POSH CASCADING WATER, elevator of stars. And other..things.

Also, to feel like I made the most of this poshest hotel experience, I felt the need to swim on the wooden catwalk corridor floor before we left the next morning. It felt good.

"I'M SWIMMING THE KITCHEN SEA" classic.

OK PICS! PICS PICS.

Ahh. Even the pics were lazy. WIN!

A shit load of snow

2009-02-07T19:30:46Z

I decided to fall about in it and freeze my balls off. WHY NOT.

The cats were hilarious to throw in the snow and watch them swim their way out with a bit of bouncing too. DAhaha. They still love us though.

Silje pulling a face.

Struggling to get to my feet. ARGH.

FAIL!

..lol

Grave.

Yes. Fun was had for about 10 minutes before my legs and hands and arms stopped FEELING and it all generally burned. Hahahahahaaha.
Good times in LOLSNOW.

THE BILL

2009-01-16T08:44:22Z

AHAHHDShadsadkjfad STICK IT ON THE BILL
Yea?!! OKAY
THE BILL AHAHAHahsdfsighd;fhf

FUckdkvfx.

LOLOLOLOLOL

SRY MIKESOFT

2009-01-05T06:51:25Z

That's not even funny! I'm just THAT bored.
x_x

Ooo.

2008-12-30T06:39:44Z

I just spilt some noodles on the keyboard. Bollocks.

I NEED ARTISTIC MOTIVATION. I WANT to practise and get better, because fuck knows I need to get better, but how? What the hell am I gonna draw. Everything I do just frustrates me, everything is a copy. It's so unsatisfying, I'm just like.. what is the point. Why would people even want to look at it. And they don't.

WHAT TO DO.
And I'm really pissed that in school all of my art teachers drilled into my head that animation was a pointless carreer path and I'm not even good enough, because I MIGHT have actually bothered doing it and getting somewhere before I got to the point where I can't do anything because I lose interest before I get half way even.

Shown blatantly in every single college course I have ever attempted.
Bah.

I do work better when I'm free, at least.
I just wish I had my own style at anything.

BELLS AND HOLLY

2008-12-24T09:42:57Z

Happy Christmas from Norwegia.

lea_hits_norway @ 2008-12-08T17:54:00

2008-12-08T16:55:04Z

Gemmaaaa.

I miss you..
:[

MOAR SNOW

2008-12-05T12:43:33Z

It's still snowing, lightly, but ZOMG MORE THAN I USED TO.

Unprepared bikes for winter... HMM.

Pink booties.

KRABBE COMES OUT TO PLAY, LOLYAY.

Our garden.

HAHAHAHAHA GRUMPY?

He plays wif tha snow!

And erases his ears with a head shake. Good job.

MORE FORCED CUDDLES. SORRY KRABBE. SO CUTE CUTEST CAT EVER.

Other end of garden. Cute!

PIERCINGS AND SNOW! PHOTOS.

2008-12-02T14:35:11Z

It finally snowed!
Not a lot but more than "TWO FLAKES! DID YOU SEE THA-ANOTHER!THERE!!!sFG:LHMDGhixfglfdkgnh".
Ok ..spread out letters? The fuck.
Yes.
AND THEN we went to town in the MORNING because our sleeping pattern is now correct, and I got my labret switched to another ring FINALLY and it didn't hurt at all or anything and Silje got her eyebrow pierced again cos she had it before but it grew out and she had her lip pierced but they both fell out. DOH. PHAIL.

SO YES, PHOTOS. YAY.
I'M WEARING A SKIRT, WEIRD BUT OK,YAY.

ANOTHER MOST AWESOME FACE! is it not?

Awesome shoes.

TRAM.

Unenthusiastic in a road.

That Lion AGAIN.

SURPLISE PHOTOS.

Gonna touch your butt. Lawl.

FAIL.

SO CUTE OMG.

Pepsi MAX. The puke drink.

Totally forgot to take pictures of the food on arrival. The remains?

...Looked nicer in real life!

AWESOME FACE HITS BACK.

øyenbryn! YES. Looks so awesome.

Så søt! åååååå ja. :D

This is my attempt at doing an awesome face. FAIL? YES? WHO KNOWZ.

RINGS! LOL!

Zombie face. KICK ASS.

YEAH. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT.

YAY

2008-12-01T08:20:35Z

IT HAS SNOWD AND I MED COOKYZ!!!1

"YES COOKIES"

Notice the PIG cookie! RANDOMOMGWTFLOL
IT DOES NOT CELEBRATE THE USA. IT WAS 'us' hahahaha. Because we're awesome?

yay!! but look at my weird finger AHAHA

Sleeping fun

2008-12-01T07:03:11Z

We've been trying to correct our sleeping pattern lately.
And it has resulted in a lot of all nighters and then wandering around in town on no sleep whatsoever, and weird funnies.
We went to Peppes pizza place at the VERY minute it opens in the morning, to eat, and then a line of like 60 people filed in all in one go. IT WAS LIKE BEING IN A VORTEX.
A hilarious vortex.

Lawl.

At hard rock cafe TOO EARLY. Before it opened.

Sleepy eye rubbing.

Unimpressed because I wanted to lick the statue Lions' balls.

LOL IS THIS SCENERY

The most awesome face pulling ever.
It rocks my cock.

ALSO, fucked up stomach. Whenever I drink a pepsi max, I puke foam.
That was funny, PUKING ON THE FLOOR. Then continuing our tired day.

MOAR PICS SOON KTHX.
I am also on snow watch! I watch every single weather report and my EYE IS CONSTANTLY ON THE WINDOW.

I saw like two flakes fall the other day and screaming was had. :/

Lol book idea

2008-11-17T05:58:15Z

THIS IS THE COVER FOR OUR FIRST BOOKTHING.
I think. Maybe. WHO KNOWS. I'm not experienced at PAINTING such things and whatnot since SUCKZOR.

IDEA

2008-10-20T01:29:03Z

Omg me and Silje thought of the best idea!
We're gonna write and illustrate our own childrens books! In norwegian!
I'm gonna paint them and she's gonna write them obviously and then were gonna look into getting them printed and since our neighbour owns a kids clothing shop, we could probably get a lot of help from them and their contacts.
We're gonna design our own site with cute art, and sell like night lights and pillow cases and stuff like that too, not just the 'books'. Yea.
We're more excited about just making it and not about the money.. haha, but maybe it will actually work and we could like get published or something eventually.
OOOH. SO FUN.

Wii Fit

2008-10-14T14:21:49Z

I've been doing Wii fit recently and it's awesome. If not a tad brutal.
It measures your weight and BMI every day and gives you nice little tips and makes sure you're plently obsessed enough with weight.
It is really fun though.
Today I turned it on and it asked me "Do you think mongohest(Silje) is looking a.fatter b.more toned c.slimmer or d.the same" and I lolled my ass off. I actually had to click one, and then it told me to go tell her what I just thought.
Haha.
So anyway I've been TRYING to right our sleeping pattern, but it is just impossible. We don't have a catdoor and the window is just above our bed where the cats can come in and out, and at night they go fucking mental, in and out all the bloody time and if you shut the window and leave it shut, they wake you up by KNOCKING on the window. And meowing and scratching. THEY KNOCK. Well they are frantically pawing but it sounds like knocking. So each time we fall asleep like half an hour later they wake us up, so we end up sleeping really late.
IT'S SO ANNOYING.
We can't get a catdoor cos it's not our place and we don't want to be cheeky. NEED DECENT SLEEP.
I can't wait for the bad weather cos then they stay in all night.. ohhhhh nice.
BUT YES. I wanted that to be right for all the metabolism crap but god damn it it's not.

I've been cycling alot and doing the wii fit but Silje's bike tyre needs fixing and IT SUCKS CYCLING ALONE. I hate it. It's so boring.

BUT YAY WII FIT.

Hmm..

2008-10-10T22:09:13Z

Does dancing like a spaz on a sea of cardboard count as Exercise?

Photo Updatezor.

2008-10-06T21:27:48Z

A lot of shit went down recently, HAHA. Yes.

Well first of all, we got Eple, our ferret. I'm still really sad that we don't still have him so I'm just going to post pictures and say it didn't work out. We kept all of the ferret toys, hammocks and outdoor leashes for when we have a bigger place where we can both want to take care of one better. I still fell in love with the little guy. They're awesome pets. :)

Eple. The best part is when he played and jumped around all happy.

The huge cage we got him. Almost as tall as me.

After all that, we're better now and redoing the apartment with new stuff from IKEA. Nice and cheap. Haha.
And our cats FINALLY like each other. It's adorable. They recently lost their balls so I think the urges to kill each other have faded. And now I will show the general progression of their cuddly cuteness.

Krabbe is so gangster.

EVER CLOSER.

Omg. Adorable in a chair.

And Krabbe being all cuddly for sleeps:

That's it haha.
Dad was here this month, twice. It was tough but whatever, it's over.
Good times man, good times.

Halloween is almost here! And I'm flying back to England to party and be silly with Gemma like we do every year. It's just tradition. Plus I'm going to her graduation so I'm going to try and lose some weight so I can have the guts to wear leggings with converse. Eek.

P.S. Just to compare!
Krabbe then!

Krabbe now!

HAHA. Awwww.

PICTURES.

2008-09-11T13:39:04Z

She might damage me for posting this, but COOL SNAKEBITES.

Oddly enough, its difficult to take a photo of PIERCED EARS from the front. So whatever.

And I was harassing Silje when she was reading a tattoo magazine. WHICH WE'RE DOING NEXTZOR.

ALSO! I'm collecting photos of Krabbe the cat in small boxes and things. Because he likes to squish himself into these. And it's funny!

Just one:

NORWEGIAN 'GUESS WHO'!
GJETT HVEM! Alright, that's my excitement done with.

PIERCED EARS

2008-09-10T21:11:12Z

I DID IT!
I wanted to get my ears pierced for YEARS since I had them pierced when I was about 8 or 9 I think and I had to take them out because I can't actually remember...
BUT me and Silje went to the piercing place today and I got them pierced with the thickest bar stud thing they had and it was horrible because she touched my EARS and I hate EARS and the touching of them and it makes me sick BUT I DID IT AND I SAT QUIETLY AND MADE NO PAIN NOISES WHEN THE NEEDLE WENT IN.
Yay! Pictures when I'm less lazy.
And Silje got her lip pierced 2 times at once because she missed hers cos she had to take them out. It looks awesome, they're like close together snake bites. :D

Anyway I was just super happy cos it was a big achievement for me with the whole mad ear thing.
I MUST ADD PICTURES SOON. Lazy.

FO SHO

2008-09-01T23:36:35Z

We are going out biking again! WOOHOO!
We had to wait all day for clothes to dry because the thing we dry them on snapped in half or something and then we had to use this one tiny radiator thing ..yes. UM.
OH. Hmm. Yesterday we cycled all the way to the city, which sounds impressive because its like 30 minutes on the TRAM but it is actually all downhill. Like, alot. But anyway, it was hilarious fun because it is like drug capital of the world and we were cycling along going "WHAT'RE YOU SELLINNNNN'" and "WHAT'RE YOU BUYINNNNNN'" in the Resident Evil 4 salesman style. Then I realised and shouted out that it probably wasnt the best thing to be shouting REALLY loud whilst.. yeah. Oslo. It was REALLY FUNNY AT THE TIME.

GEMMA: I had the idea of using the bikes to get around to save money when you're here in January and then as I type this I remember that it will probably be icy and deadly so nevermind..

I don't ache as much today. Like usually, I have pain in the JOINT of my arm.. the front of the elbow place, yeah. AND IT REALLY HURTS for 2 days. So maybe I am actually gaining strength.
MAYBE I AM ACTUALLY GETTING FITTER.

It's raining! Huzzah!