I didn't write in here for a million years so I thought I'd do a quick update type thing.

Uh.
Oh yea, I rode a motorbike, it was really huge and heavy and complicated with the hands but it was fun and I drove around a parking lot on my own and didn't drop it on my body. So that was a plus.
AND since I have an automatic CBT license with my car license cos I took it ages ago, I can just get a bike and start riding. Woo. So when I'm in England I'm gonna go try a couple of bikes because I am UBER short, which hinders the whole sports bike thing alot. So I found the Yamaha Ybr 125 which looks easy to ride, light and lower than other ones. I wanted a sports bike more, but this would be more sensible really.



Ta daaa.
Tax and insurance is PISS cheap and it costs like £8 to fill the tank, fucking sweet. So I'll keep it in England til Norway citizenship is properly sorted and then ride it over there in a few years. My dad can keep it running and shiz or Steve. And then I have ACTUAL TRANSPORT when I visit. Cheap, awesome transport.

Ok, other than that.
I asked Silje to marry me when I got back from England in the most cunning and lame way ever. It was AWESOME. And she said yes. So at some point, probably next year WE SHALL WED. Country choices are: Norway (mmmyea), Sweden, Spain, Belgium, Austria, Canada, and.. some rubbish states in USA.
Will probably chose Spain or Norway.
But that's a lot of organising and effort away. So were not even planning yet.

I GOT MY PS3.
Oh god. It's amazing.
I'm playing:

-Bioshock,
-Assassin's Creed (which is good, but BORING after a while..)
-Resident Evil 5,
-LittleBig Planet (which so far, I HATE.)
-Fallout 3,
-Resistance: Fall of Man,
-Call of Duty: World at War,
-Metal Gear Solid 4.

Yea. That is a shit load of games at once. I've got the furthest on RE5 with Silje as my shooty partner. We're kicking ass and she's actually having fun so it's really awesome. My favourite is probably Bioshock but it scares the shit out of my so I've only managed to get to the third level. FOLLLOWED by Fallout 3. Which is just so creepy and cool. But also creeps me out so didn't get far on that either.


THE SHOP OF PIERCING JEWELS is doing really good. For some reason we started getting more orders all the time so we have to pack a heck of a lot more and work more but it's so worth it. I hope it stays this good.

Silje is coming to England with me to spend Christmas with my family and friends. She's scared to death but my friends are good, accepting, loyal fucks so they will damn well love her.
Or I will kill them.

HAHA, one of the balls on my CBR rings in my lip fell off and I had to replace it with a HUGE UV glowing plastic one cos I couldn't fiddle the fucking metal one back in. So I'm like wonkey. Yay.

Observe. Nice ey? ¬_¬


UHHH. I can't think of anything else.
Life is good currently. I like it that way. Ahhh.
The dog is still here and she's like not growing.. we think she's going to be tiny. Haha, she's a little fuck and we hate her when she shits on our bed to battle for territory over the cats, but we love her too. Haha. Little fuck. <3

OVER AND OUT.

BUT W8 THERS MOaR

Before saving for the bike, which will take some hefty months even with the shop going well. I'm going to purchase this little number:



AND THEN I am definately going to get a bass guitar. Either before or after the bike, probably after. Because I found this sexy machine where the buttons ACTUALLY LIGHT UP to indicate which pickups are being used. FUCKZING HOT.



I like how I've played instruments for like 7 years now and I still judge a guitar or whatever on it's aesthetic qualities and not if it plays well or has a good spec.
I AM AWESOME.

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haha. Spazzy little puppy. And me looking like a fucking weirdo. Oh well, hahaha.

The weekend is here again? WTF.

Looking after puppy is tiring and time consuming. But she's so cute. NAUGHTY, but cute.
PHOTOS smushed together cos im a lazy fucker:

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ENGLAND SOON WKAsrhekjn.dfkjnhkdslrjgndkthnj.

Look at the smartness of this pup! AFTER 5 DAYS! FIVE! FEM!
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SITT. GI LABB(give paw). HOPP(jump). DEKK(down).

OH YEA. SHE ROCKS.

She was a LOT smaller than I expected. And more cute. Like... WOAH.CUTEOMG.
We had to shower her as soon as she got here cos she'd had a long 2 hour journey here and had POOPED. She was fine with the water though and responded to correction when she whimpered amazingly.

She's sleeping by herself in the crate but likes cuddles and did walk on her lead a LITTLE way in the garden and we rewarded her steps with dog candy. :D

We have to take her out ALOT to poop and pee but she's doing it more outside than in our hallway so its all good. Dahahaha.

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OH, and we named her Eple. (Apple)

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Were getting a puppy on Friday.

WHO KNOWS HOW THIS WILL PAN OUT.
We shall C. OYES.

It is terribly cute though.
BEWARE. WEAR YOUR CUTEGOGS!


Er, I will be attaining footage of this. Just cos.
The little scamp.


Who likes poo poo? doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, I like poo poo.

Haha, last night me and Silje went to a 5 star hotel because it's been a YEAR. And on our anniversary (of meeting, not first talking) THE 26.01. she was sick so we waited til we were both feeling awesome.
OH YEA, and she booked me a suplise hair appointment and sent them in a photo of SHANE from the L word, hahahaha, and I GOT SHANE HAIR. Which is hard to maintain.. and it looks very 80's in the morning, BUT I LOVE IT. It's quite short.
THEN, after much getting lost and slip sliding on the ice with the HEAVIEST BAGS KNOWN TO MANKIND, we located our hotel. AND IT WAS POSH. SRS. It was like walking into an IKEA catalogue.
I've only ever stayed in a shithole hotel before (which was fun also), so I was like woah, overwhelmed.

ANYWAY, fun. Stuff; (how lazy is this)
Beer drinking, leaping on soft beds, flatscreen tv, trying to locate a fabled DVD player inside much too advanced technology, locating a music volume button in the bathroom, finding mirrors that made things look double BUT THEY WERENT..only one shower but it looked more, toilet door that didnt really provide privacy for peeing and such, waking up at 2am, breakfast at 6am, POSH CASCADING WATER, elevator of stars. And other..things.

Also, to feel like I made the most of this poshest hotel experience, I felt the need to swim on the wooden catwalk corridor floor before we left the next morning. It felt good.

"I'M SWIMMING THE KITCHEN SEA" classic.

OK PICS! PICS PICS.

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I decided to fall about in it and freeze my balls off. WHY NOT.
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AHAHHDShadsadkjfad STICK IT ON THE BILL
Yea?!! OKAY
THE BILL AHAHAHahsdfsighd;fhf

FUckdkvfx.

LOLOLOLOLOL

That's not even funny! I'm just THAT bored.
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